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Cookin' up Hits is the fourth studio album by Liz Anderson. All twelve songs were written by Anderson and included her performances of two songs that were the debut hits for her daughter Lynn Anderson, \"Ride Ride, Ride\" and \"If I Kiss You\". The album peaked at #18 on the Billboard country LP chart and the lone single release, \"Tiny Tears\" was a #24 top 40 country hit for Liz. The album was released as a music download October 13, 2017 by Sony Legacy.
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